You know

who you are...

  • Full-time snack attendant.

  • Proficient at answering the never-ending “Why?”

  • Worried in a quiet house.

  • Holding a cup of cold coffee.

  • Decorated with Chick-fil-A stickers.

  • Humming a Cocomelon song—the same one, on repeat.

  • Reminding others to please not put that thing in their mouth.

  • Followed everywhere you go.